"Chrash Helmets for Christians...

“On the whole, I do not find Christians, outside of the catacombs,
sufficiently sensible of conditions. Does anyone have the foggiest
idea what sort of power we so blithely invoke? Or, as I suspect, does
no one believe a word of it? The churches are children playing on the
floor with their chemistry sets, mixing up a batch of TNT to kill a
Sunday morning. It is madness to wear ladies’ straw hats and velvet
hats to church; we should all be wearing crash helmets. Ushers should
issue life preservers and signal flares; they should lash us to our
pews. For the sleeping god may wake someday and take offense, or the
waking god may draw us out to where we can never return.” 
                                             --Annie Dillard in Teaching a Stone to Talk